Every sorceress needs a sniper to miss her.
Malisana has her work cut out for her. Raise two kids on her own. Have her house burned by crazed elves. Escape a swarm of ravenous fairies.
Getting saved by otherworlders finally gives Malisana the break she needed. Being a refugee isn't that bad when she can get enough food and have the castle walls to protect her from the fairies. Even better, a handsome otherworlder invites her to go to his world.
Ron, the charming Police Officer and a former Marine Scout Sniper from a parallel dimension, will give Malisana and her kids anything. A new house. A puppy. A kitten. Most importantly, ice cream and bacon.
As life finally settles, reality comes knocking. Otherworlders have enemies, and those enemies want their castle back.
How to Steal a Kingdom is a multicultural, WWBM diverse paranormal romantic comedy with a strong female lead who is used to relying on herself and a handsome former Marine Scout Sniper who became a police officer.
Content warning: The author is insane.