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The true story of the greatest conspiracy in US history—and how to fight back.
Have you ever seen a baby pigeon? You haven't, have you? No one has, not in many, many years. They used to be everywhere. You couldn't walk out of your front door in New York City in the 1930s without seeing dozens of those little guys scurrying around. Today, there are millions of grown up pigeons in New York, but not a baby pigeon to be seen. That's because they come out of the factory as adults.
This is one of the many smoking guns of the bird drone surveillance crisis. Since 1959, the Deep State has mercilessly slaughtered over 12 billion birds and replaced them with identical drones that are designed to spy on private citizens and report their every action directly to the government. From pet canaries to Sesame Street, the shadowy figures that pull the strings have infiltrated every aspect of our society, making a mockery of civil liberties while the American people live in blissful ignorance. Until now.
In Birds Aren't Real, whistleblowers Peter McIndoe and Connor Gaydos trace the roots of a political conspiracy so vast and well-hidden that it almost seems like an elaborate hoax. These hero Bird Truthers have risked life and limb to compile and disseminate a treasure trove of information about the origins of the surveillance crisis, its spread, and the patriots who are on the front lines today, raising awareness and working to reclaim America as the land of the free. This urgent manifesto features a host of useful illustrations, activities, and leaked classified documents that will convince even the most outspoken skeptic that birds aren't real. The truth is out there: will you stand and fight before it's too late?
A Macmillan Audio production from St. Martin's Press.
Birds Aren't Real
The True Story of Mass Avian Murder and the Largest Surveillance Campaign in US History
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- ISBN: 9781250349767
- File size: 110846 KB
- Duration: 03:50:55
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Publisher's Weekly
April 1, 2024
In this sly debut political parody, McIndoe and Gaydos offer up a fictional backstory to their satirical conspiracy theory, widely popular online, that the U.S. bird population has been replaced by birdlike CIA drones. The joke, which pokes fun at several things at once—unhinged conspiracy theorists, actual government malfeasance, and how genuinely weird birds are—begins here as a tongue-in-check history of the U.S. surveillance state. Presented in the form of an exposé (narrated by a QAnonesque “Patriot”), the story starts with CIA chief Allen Dulles deciding to kill every bird in America after one shits on his car, and folding the project into a plan to surveil leftists. From there, military aviation contractor Boeing is enlisted to poison the birds, and hippies are tricked into constructing the replacement robot birds by CIA infiltrators who claim the drones will deliver food aid to Vietnam (this is meant as a sendup of real-life MKULTRA experiments: “If they told anyone... it would sound like the deranged ramblings of a braindead psychonaut”). Other chapters elaborate additional elements of the joke (in their “bird drone field guide,” the authors get back to making fun of birds; for example, seagulls are said to habitually steal half-eaten food because they are actually collecting DNA from saliva). It’s a silly and winning spoof.
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